Lost
21 Sep 2010 3 Comments
I dont understand why i can’t find trust.
Perhaps i lost it too many times.
Random Sharing on a blue Monday
20 Sep 2010 Leave a Comment
Kids are quick
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN : Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN : Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘ I.. ‘
MILLIE : I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE : All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS : Because George still had the axe in his hand
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It’s the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher
Cocktail @ Ritz
17 Sep 2010 Leave a Comment
Just got back home abt an hr ago from NOE cocktail event at Ritz. Wore my super high heels today and my feet is aching like mad now!
Great food and people. =)
Socializing at such events are unavoidable. and i truly admire how some cols of mine can socialize truly well. This is something I ought to learn!
Anyway, our group had a conversation with this Caucasian. He was sharing with us his first time having lunch at Amoy street, when he found a empty table with tissues all over, excitedly called his cols over thinking that he found seats in the crowded hawker. haha!
I wonder who started the tissue culture in town. In case you are not aware, office ladies and men lunching at raffles place and tanjong pagar areas book seats with packs of tissues and off they went to buy their food. i think it rather amusing, for this only happen in these places! But well, no one should blame anybody when their tissues got dumped because not everyone know the existence of this tissue booking system!
Back to that Caucasian, i think they are truly friendly. He was standing all alone. We didnt liase with him for work, and he is not our client, but he can just walk up to us, intro himself, exchanged name cards and started a conversation. I think its rather cool =).
Just being random. Off to bed. nights!
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